Got a copy of "COBOL for Dummies" off eBay, gonna try learning it maybe.
I really ought to get a bike. I had one here last year, but it was stolen from my house during the summer. I think I'll call my brother and have him fix up this old clunker I used to use - An ancient, rusty, massively beat Monark 1-speed with (shot) coaster brakes, a flat tire, and a chain that needs a good soak in transmission fluid. - Basically a big heavy deathtrap. At least I won't need much of a lock on it. :P I'll probably put a big rear basket on it too.
Now back to looking for the car adapter for my CD player. (The batteries are dead and the battery charger is occupied.)
Found some so-called 'art' I drew a while back, might do something with it if I ever get my old scanner hooked up to the parallel port and locate its driver disc.