Apparently some gas stations actually have that now...
...so when will someone pay attention to my idea of caffeinated milk?? It's totally a good idea. I'd seriously buy that... And they already make caffeinated water, so it's not like it's /that/ big a leap from existing products...
I suppose next someone will actually make "Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs" cereal... Yes, both the regular and marshmallow versions, of course. Hmm. Wonder how caffeinated milk would go with /that/...
On a side note, I found these awesome steak-flavored potato ships at Wal-Mart the other day. They also had some ketchup-flavored ones that were good too. But I really like the steak-flavor ones. Some brand I've never heard of before called "Herr's"...
And if anyone actually managed to read this whole huge rambling post, that's actually somewhat impressive of them I suspect.