Quote/Line/Comment/Whatever of the Moment.

007: I'd think anytime that you have an unscheduled explosion would be the most inopportune time.

006: I seriously doubt that Frito-Lay is idiotic enough to let a wasp nest through quality control.

005: I don't know anything about this school, so I could be wrong, but I'd bet
     writing on the wall in marker is not the proper way to submit a maintenance
     request for this dorm.

004: rossa "All and all, I think you should do all the work on this car inebriated.
             Including the welding, and if you don't think that's funny now, you will
             once you try!"
     hadlock "...This post brought to you by the letter Beer?"

003: "i was gonna say thats a fire hazard, but its full of water."

002: "Unsupervised children may be given a free double espresso."

001: "Ah glorious. Fire safety for the win."