Some people say that Strawberry Pop-Tarts are only for toasting and then eating. Others find them to be amazingly good incendiary devices. I myself, however, find a way to deal with that it is 3 steps simple.
1.) Prop it up on a bed or something. 2.) Sneak up on it. 3.) Surprise pounce it, grab it with your teeth, and messily devoure it.